The Swiss family who? Of course we aren't doomed like them, whoever they are, they were Swiss. The Swiss are notoriously useless, except when it comes to clockwork and chocolates.

[Still totally casual and chill, he slips his arm through hers and pulls it close, firmly locking her into place. There! Safe from bugs!]

But I'm English, miss, and that means I'm brilliant at everything. Except cooking. Oh, look, hullo, there's a path just there. Let's go down it.